How Does The Idiot Prepare For Another TSA Invasive Groin Search? The Title Classic Groin Protector!

The Idiot, who is flying to Boston tomorrow, triggered a national news story last March when he revealed that the TSA (Transport Security Administration) had quietly introduced increased and more invasive groin scrutiny techniques.

His tweet and blog from the Redding, California, airport led to flurry of news stories in media throughout the world, an appearance on Good Morning America and a detailed Follow The Idiot blog post when he arrived in Cairo, Egypt, entitled “Why Did The Idiot’s March Return To The MedTrek in Egypt Become All About TSA Groin Scrutiny?”

Consequently The Idiot, who was given a Title Classic Groin Protector for Christmas that he calls a Nut Case, will now be wearing over armor when he goes through TSA checkpoints in Redding, San Francisco, Boston and other airports this month.

He prepared for the revealing official encounters by sporting his protective travel accessory throughout the holidays.

The Idiot was immediately ready to wear his Title Classic Groin Protector when he received it on Christmas Day.
(Photo: Luke Stratte-McClure)

The Idiot wore his Christmas-gifted groin protector, which he’ll use to go through invasive TSA pat downs, to a 5 am spinning class.
(Photo: Silas Lyons)

The Idiot wore his Christmas-gifted groin protector, which he’ll use to go through invasive TSA pat downs, to church.

The Idiot wore his Christmas-gifted groin protector, which he’ll use to go through invasive TSA pat downs, to a doctor’s appointment.

The Idiot wore his Christmas-gifted groin protector, which he’ll use to go through invasive TSA pat downs, while shopping.

The Idiot wore his Christmas-gifted groin protector, which he’ll use to go through invasive TSA pat downs, during a pedicure.

The Idiot wore his Christmas-gifted groin protector, which he’ll use to go through invasive TSA pat downs, to a holiday dinner party.
(Photo: Maren Stratte)

The Idiot wore his Christmas-gifted groin protector, which he’ll use to go through invasive TSA pat downs, to play with Baby Gaga, his 14-week-old granddaughter.
(Photo: Sam Dunnachie)

The Idiot wore his Christmas-gifted groin protector, which he’ll use to go through invasive TSA pat downs, to hike up a mountain to observe the Supermoon on New Year’s Day.
(Photo: Luke Stratte-McClure)

The Idiot wore his Christmas-gifted groin protector, which he’ll use to go through invasive TSA pat downs, to carry Baby Gaga, his 14-week-old granddaughter, into 2018.
(Photo: Luke Stratte-McClure)

What will happen when The Idiot wears his Title Classic Groin Protector through TSA checkpoints tomorrow morning?

Watch this space.

Posted on by Joel in Featured, Follow The Idiot, Food, Idiotic Musings, MedTrekking, PR, Style, Travel, USA, Weather

About Joel

Joel Stratte-McClure has been a global trekker since the 1970s. He lived in France for over 30 years, working as a journalist, before he turned his attention to a unique life-time-project of walking the shores of the Mediterranean. The first 4,401 kilometers are explored in his inspirational and entertaining first book "The Idiot and the Odyssey: Walking the Mediterranean." The next 4,401 kilometers are covered in the gods-filled sequel, "The Idiot and the Odyssey II: Myth, Madness and Magic on the Mediterranean,” published on Valentine's Day 2013. The last 4,401 kilometers will be discussed in the last book of the trilogy currently entitled "The Idiot and the Odyssey III: Alexander the Great Walks the Mediterranean."

2 Responses to How Does The Idiot Prepare For Another TSA Invasive Groin Search? The Title Classic Groin Protector!

  1. Ryan Lochte

    You’ve really raised the stakes for photo documentation. You’d better provide a picture tomorrow before or during the pat-down in Redding. I’m sure you’ve considered that no one will want to be near you to take it. Otherwise they’d get caught in the same butterfly net.

    • Joel

      Watch this space!

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