Realizing he might be dehydrated when he runs into this gigantic ape at Turtle Bay on the Sacramento River in Redding, CA.
The Idiot was surprised to find, on the banks of the Sacramento River where he went to cool down during the current heat wave, an enormous ape called Gigantopithecus blacki. Realizing that the 10-foot ape was thought to have been extinct for over 300,000 years, The Idiot called the California Department of Fish and Wildlife at 1:45 pm on Friday, July 7, to report the sighting at Turtle Bay in Redding, CA.
About Joel
Joel Stratte-McClure has been a global trekker since the 1970s. He lived in France for over 30 years, working as a journalist, before he turned his attention to a unique life-time-project of walking the shores of the Mediterranean. The first 4,401 kilometers are explored in his inspirational and entertaining first book "The Idiot and the Odyssey: Walking the Mediterranean." The next 4,401 kilometers are covered in the gods-filled sequel, "The Idiot and the Odyssey II: Myth, Madness and Magic on the Mediterranean,” published on Valentine's Day 2013. The last 4,401 kilometers will be discussed in the last book of the trilogy currently entitled "The Idiot and the Odyssey III: Alexander the Great Walks the Mediterranean."
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