Flights from The Idiot’s California basecamp back to his walk around the Mediterranean Sea are usually uneventful. But a blog item that he posted when he was among the first passengers to encounter the Transport Security Administration’s (TSA) new and more intimate pat-down regulations that came into effect when he flew on March 2 produced a media frenzy.
Oddly, The Idiot was in reportorial mode and took two photos at 5:15 a.m. at the Redding Municipal Airport last Thursday before learning about the change in TSA pat-down procedures. He was wondering why an airport with less than five departing daily flights requires 14 TSA agents to manually inspect luggage and passengers. How much does it cost, how they were hired, where are they from and who’s paying for it?
But his interest in the numbers and cost of the TSA crew faded when he went through security and experienced what he later told NBC News was “the most intriguing, intense and invasive pat down I’ve had by the TSA since they came into existence” in response to the September 11, 2001, attacks.
The intimate pat-down procedure being introduced that morning prompted The Idiot to blog and tweet about his travel experience. His Where Is the Idiot Today? blog post entitled TSA Pat Down read:
Encountering just-implemented TSA pat-down procedures that call for increased scrutiny of the groin area for weapons.
Caption: “You’re not going to like the new pat-down regulations that just came into effect,” the TSA agent at the small airport in Redding, CA, (14 agents for fewer than five departing flights a day) told The Idiot, who is regularly patted down because he has been wearing a permanent gold bracelet on his right wrist since 1969. “They’ve discovered that bad people conceal weapons in their pants and we’ve got to do more extensive vertical and horizontal pat downs.”
“Well, what do you think about this increased intimacy so long after 9/11?” asked The Idiot, who has permanent TSA Pre status, knows the agent in Redding and tries to practice patience and tolerance during frequent individual security checks in US airports.
“We don’t like it either,” the inspector told The Idiot, who was on the first leg of a multi-flight return to the MedTrek in Egypt via Boston and Washington, D.C., as he got down to business.
The Idiot-ic tweet to promote the TSA Pat Down blog on Twitter (@joel-sm) included a link and read: New #TSA agent pat downs increase #groin scrutiny for #travelers in #USA #airports. #travel #security #patdowns
The tweet and blog launched increased national media interest when they sparked the interest of Silas Lyons, the editor of the Redding Record Searchlight, who had reporter Alayna Shulman check out the story and get additional details about new TSA regulations and procedures that could impact millions of travelers. Her article, which mentioned The Idiot’s blog and recounted his touching experience at the local airport, led to a flurry of interviews with The Idiot while he was in Boston for three nights to celebrate his partner’s birthday.
The interest also prompted The Idiot to take a close look at TSA operations in Boston, D.C. and Zurich when he continued flying to Cairo.
Naturally The Idiot, who has walked 12,162 kilometers around the Mediterranean Sea, almost forgot all about the TSA and pat downs when he arrived in Cairo looking forward to three weeks of MedTrekking towards the Libya border.
But not quite.