Responding to a follower of The Idiot who asked him what he had for breakfast before “winning” two teddy bears at a New Year Polar Bear Plunge in Redding, CA.

The Idiot told a follower at the Polar Bear Plunge swim in Redding, CA, that he avoided drowning and total brain freeze by enjoying a meditative (candle), Powerball (ticket) breakfast of Cheerios with organic blueberries, unorganic bananas and fat free milk accompanied by two cups of Guayabales Guatemala coffee (he grounded the beans which were roasted at Theory Collaborative in Redding) and frothed organic whole milk.

The right breakfast enabled The idiot to appear relaxed before he once again cheated death by swimming in winter-cold water. He “won” one teddy bear for being the oldest male participant and another (both for Baby Gaga, his 2.27-year-old granddaughter) for not drowning during a 50-meter swim. Check out the video on KRCR television @ https://krcrtv.com/news/shasta-county/a-chill-start-to-2020-the-redding-polar-bear-plunge.