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When inquisitive American journalist Joel Stratte-McClure decides to walk around the Mediterranean Sea, we’re in for an exhilarating adventure. As a 30 year expatirate in France, he explores the coast, countryside and regional cultures — as well as his own mind — with compulsive vigour.

Armed with a copy of Homer’s “Odyssey,” he re-opens this great book for us as he ponders life, divorce, Buddhism, alcoholism, the art of trekking and a vast collection of weird, wicked, wonderful people along the way.

This is a trip to get into!

Joel Stratte-McClure

Reading “The Odyssey” in southern Italy.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Preface

Part One

The French Riviera: Getting on the Path

1. Do Not Delay Me, For I Love the Sea Ways

2. Did Odysseus Have Trouble with His Pedometer?

3. Technology and Sex Amidst the Sand, Sea, Sheiks and Sun

4. Quick, Get Me to a Monastery!

Part Two

Marching to Marseille: Staying on the Path

5. What’s Forrest Gump Doing in the Esterel?

6. If This Is Tuesday, Is It Time to Walk to Paris?

7. Will I Take a Job or Run into Brigitte Bardot?

8. A Promise to the Med Gods

9. MedTrekking With a Teenager and la Femme Mystérieuse

10. Prancing along the Calanques and Making the Marseille Connection

Part Three

Finishing France: Nudists, Buddhists and a Fish Called Joel

11. Walking on Forbidden Tracks & Love-Making in the Woods

12. Counting Flamingoes in the “Most Romantic” Part of France

13. A Revealing Visit to the World’s Largest Nudist Colony

14. “Very Dangerous Path—Entry Strictly Prohibited to the Public”

Part Four

Starting the Spanish Steps

15. Dedicating the MedTrek and Walking into a Cow

16. The First 1000 Kilometres and Layers of Life in Ampurias

17. Walking around 365 Curves to Reach the Gold Coast

18. Goodbye Mañana, Hello Tomorrow

Part Five

Coasting Through Spain and Sharing the Path

19. Gay Paths, Dead Birds and a Nuclear Plant

20. Crossing the Ebro and Reaching Valencia

21. MadTrekking South With René, Cassandra, Leonardo and Warrior Girl

22. Shadow Dancing on Spain’s Sandiest Shores

Part Six

The End of Spain: Travels With a Sorceress and a MedCrawler

23. Trembling on the Beach

24. Encountering a Sorceress

25. “No Job—No Money—No Worry” on the Costa del Soul

26. Reaching Europe’s Southernmost Point

Part Seven

Morocco: Walking on Water, Stuck in the Sand

27. Where Does the Med Begin?

28. How to Get Arrested Three or Four Times in One Day

29. A Death-Defying Fall: The Goat Is the Path

30. “There Are No More Roads in this Country”

31. The Med Takes Our Passports, Money and Sanity

Part Eight

An Italian Roam and Ramble

32. The Return to Antibes and a Nice Promenade

33. Marching through Monaco to Italy

34. Strolling along the Lungomare to Genoa

35. Surmounting Portofino and Embracing the Kissing Path

36. Finding My Marbles on the Etruscan Riviera

37. Marching on Roman Ruins and Meeting Athena

Hiking Addendum

38. Long-Distance Trekking and A Few Favourite Walks