Realizing just a gulp too late that he’s mistaken Pine-Sol for apple juice.
The Idiot should obviously have read the label on the container when he poured a glass of apple juice early this morning.
He was somewhat relieved that Pine-Sol, which “disinfects and kills 99.9% of all germs,” has fewer calories than apple juice.
There’s always a silver lining.
About Joel
Joel Stratte-McClure has been a global trekker since the 1970s. He lived in France for over 30 years, working as a journalist, before he turned his attention to a unique life-time-project of walking the shores of the Mediterranean. The first 4,401 kilometers are explored in his inspirational and entertaining first book "The Idiot and the Odyssey: Walking the Mediterranean." The next 4,401 kilometers are covered in the gods-filled sequel, "The Idiot and the Odyssey II: Myth, Madness and Magic on the Mediterranean,” published on Valentine's Day 2013. The last 4,401 kilometers will be discussed in the last book of the trilogy currently entitled "The Idiot and the Odyssey III: Alexander the Great Walks the Mediterranean."
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