“I don’t plan to be a housewife but think it’s important for both boys and girls to know their way around the kitchen,” said Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s granddaughter who will be two on September 21.

“I like giving tours as a docent at The Broad museum in DTLA because it enables my own appreciation of individual works of art to evolve in a personal manner,” said Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s granddaughter who will be two on September 21.

“I think that, at this stage, it’s important for me to continue going to classes at Occidental College rather than get a full-time job,” said Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s granddaughter who will be two on September 21.

“I always start the day with exercise, like planks, because it makes me feel better,” said Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s granddaughter who will be two on September 21.

“It’s important for me to go to the park every day to stay in the swing of things and meet new people,” said Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s granddaughter who will be two on September 21.

“I have a balanced diet that includes lots of fruit and vegetables but I am, like my grandfather, overly fond of Cheerios,” said Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s granddaughter who will be two on September 21.

“I’ve gotten to the age where I feed my grandfather rather than let him feed me,” explained Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s granddaughter who will be two on September 21.

“My favorite drink to refresh myself during a hot afternoon is sparkling water, or l’eau qui pique as I call it,” explained trilingual Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s granddaughter who will be two on September 21.

“Yes, it’s true,” confessed Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s granddaughter who will be two on September 21. “I was a little worried when I paid my first official visit to a coiffeuse in Eagle Rock last week.”

“Yes, it’s true,” confided Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s granddaughter who will be two on September 21. “I was a little worried when I paid my first official visit to a coiffeuse in Eagle Rock last week.”

“Well, that’s over,” said Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s granddaughter who will be two on September 21. “I had my first haircut. No more split ends. No more worries.”

“Yes, it’s true,” admitted Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s granddaughter who will be two on September 21. “I am seeing someone.”
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“I think it’s really important to spend time with my parents at this stage of their lives,” said Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s granddaughter who will be two on September 21.

“I feel that it’s time for me to fill The Idiot’s sandals,” joked Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s granddaughter who will be two on September 21.

“This is one of my favorite facial expressions during breakfast,” said Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s granddaughter who will be two on September 21.

“This tongue display is one of my inherited facial expressions,” explained Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s granddaughter who will be two on September 21.

“This is one of my ‘I’m having a great life’ facial expressions between classes at Occidental College,” smiled Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s granddaughter who will be two on September 21.

“Don’t compare me with Michael Jackson just because I’m putting a sock on my hand and have a guitar,” cautioned Baby Gaga when the interview was concluded.