2020 Breakfast

Responding to a follower of The Idiot who asked him what he had for breakfast before “winning” two teddy bears at a New Year Polar Bear Plunge in Redding, CA.

The Idiot told a follower at the Polar Bear Plunge swim in Redding, CA, that he avoided drowning and total brain freeze by enjoying a meditative (candle), Powerball (ticket) breakfast of Cheerios with organic blueberries, unorganic bananas and fat free milk accompanied by two cups of Guayabales Guatemala coffee (he grounded the beans which were roasted at Theory Collaborative in Redding) and frothed organic whole milk.

The right breakfast enabled The idiot to appear relaxed before he once again cheated death by swimming in winter-cold water. He “won” one teddy bear for being the oldest male participant and another (both for Baby Gaga, his 2.27-year-old granddaughter) for not drowning during a 50-meter swim. Check out the video on KRCR television @ https://krcrtv.com/news/shasta-county/a-chill-start-to-2020-the-redding-polar-bear-plunge.

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Posted on January 2, 2020 by Joel in Food, Idiotic Musings, PR, Style, USA, Weather, Where is the idiot

About Joel

Joel Stratte-McClure has been a global trekker since the 1970s. He lived in France for over 30 years, working as a journalist, before he turned his attention to a unique life-time-project of walking the shores of the Mediterranean. The first 4,401 kilometers are explored in his inspirational and entertaining first book "The Idiot and the Odyssey: Walking the Mediterranean." The next 4,401 kilometers are covered in the gods-filled sequel, "The Idiot and the Odyssey II: Myth, Madness and Magic on the Mediterranean,” published on Valentine's Day 2013. The last 4,401 kilometers will be discussed in the last book of the trilogy currently entitled "The Idiot and the Odyssey III: Alexander the Great Walks the Mediterranean."

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