Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 5.19-year-old granddaughter, admires Paul Toupet’s sculptures at the Halle Saint Pierre in Paris.

Baby Gogo, The Idiot’s 2.58-year-old grandson, listens to The Idiot describe Nikki de Saint Phalle’s “The Bride” wedding dress at the Pompidou Center in Paris. (Photo: Luke Stratte-McClure)

Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 5.19-year-old granddaughter, with her father at the Pompidou Center in Paris.

The Idiot at the Pompidou Center with “Le Plage de Fécamp” by Albert Marquet

“I like museums to see the different ways artists work before having a nice lunch that costs as much as a Picasso in 2023,” said Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 5.19-year-old granddaughter, in the Georges restaurant atop the Pompidou Center in Paris.

The Musée d’Orsay on the banks of the Seine in Paris.

The Idiot with Edvard Munch (“The Scream”)  at the Musée d’Orsay in Paris.

“I like museums to see big clocks,” said Baby Gogo, The Idiot’s 2.58-year-old grandson.

“I love big museums with thousands of works of art,” said Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 5.19-year-old granddaughter at the Musée d’Orsay.

The Idiot with Oskar Kokoschka at the Museum of Modern Art in Paris.

The Idiot grabs postcards for Baby Gaga and Baby Gogo when they can’t make it to the museum.

Baby Gaga and Baby Gogo love Raoul Dufy’s monumental mural at the Museum of Modern Art in Paris.

Baby Gaga and Baby Gogo, The Idiot’s grandchildren, didn’t have to go into Le Petit Palais to admire the art.

Baby Gaga and Baby Gogo, The Idiot’s grandchildren, insist that he take them to London to see “Friends and Relations,” an exceptional exhibit featuring Lucien Freud,  Francis Bacon, Frank Auerbach and Michael Andrews at the Gagosian Gallery.