Hosting a Mother’s Day rehearsal dinner for his 98.5-year-old mother and brother in preparation for Sunday’s big bash.
Lunching only with flowers-surrounded mothers as the exciting countdown to Mother’s Day continues in overly sentimental Northern California.
Getting his 98.5-year-old mother a Lars Burger (named after his brother Lars killed fighting a forest fire in 2001) at the Damburger restaurant during the countdown to Mother’s Day.
The Idiot used to to amuse himself by checking out the wide array of bumper stickers on cars at baseball games and other events. But today only one in thirty cars, according to the ABSA (American Bumper Sticker Association), sports a bumper sticker.
Baffled that her friends threw a Mother’s Day rehearsal luncheon for his 98.5-year-old mother in preparation for the actual MD next Sunday.
Upset, during the emotional countdown to Mother’s Day, that this six-pound titanosaur hatchling will be abandoned by its mother and forced to attempt to survive on its own.
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