The Idiot used to to amuse himself by checking out the wide array of bumper stickers on cars at baseball games and other events. But today only one in thirty cars, according to the ABSA (American Bumper Sticker Association), sports a bumper sticker.
Baffled that her friends threw a Mother’s Day rehearsal luncheon for his 98.5-year-old mother in preparation for the actual MD next Sunday.
Upset, during the emotional countdown to Mother’s Day, that this six-pound titanosaur hatchling will be abandoned by its mother and forced to attempt to survive on its own.
Wishing Baby Gaga’s mother, The Idiot’s daughter-in-law Sam, HMD during the 12-day countdown to her first Mother’s Day.
Sending his son a humorous Mother’s Day card to honor his co-parenting efforts with Baby Gaga.
Taking his two favorite 98-year-old mothers to dinner during the countdown to Mother’s Day.
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