Choosing the right assortment of baseball caps for the week he’ll be spending in Los Angeles.
Realizing just a gulp too late that he’s mistaken Pine-Sol for apple juice.
Tripping through the ’60s and ’70s on a rainy California afternoon watching Part One of HBO’s Rolling Stone: Stories From the Edge documentary.
Being told by his 98-year-old mother to remove a delivered arrangement of flowers from the bridge table so she and her pals can get back to their game.
The Idiot, who has hired author/chef Martha Shulman to prepare an exquisite meal celebrating the conclusion of his twenty-year walk around the Mediterranean Sea in Los Angeles next weekend, decided to make a quick trip to France to pick up a few tasty side dishes (think confit de canard, escargots à la Caudéranaise, les cèpes de Bordeaux, noisettines du Medoc and truffles).
Buying his daughter a painting at the Galerie Eleni near the Picasso Museum in Antibes, France.
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