Playing Powerball and dismissing odds that his team of professionals have no chance of winning the $700 million jackpot.
The Idiot was recently instructed by a soothsayer in Siwa, Egypt, to flee to Burlington, Vermont, to avoid adverse exposure to the total solar eclipse on August 21.
Hangin’ and chillin’, but not loitering or panhandling, with his brother Kip in zippy Burlington, VT, to avoid full eclipse.
Dispensing free marital advice and priceless wedding suggestions to a recently engaged niece in a hip tea salon in downtown Burlington, VT.
Stopping for a freshly BBQ’d lunch at an old-school country deli the moment he crosses from New Hampshire into Vermont.
Strolling along the Harborwalk in Scituate, MA, and viewing historic sites like the Bates House built in 1650.
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