Suggesting that the face of megalomaniac Ramses II on gigantic statues at Egypt’s Abu Simbel temple be replaced by that of the new U.S. president.
The Idiot spent his first few days in Egypt tracing Alexander The Great’s footsteps and appearances on the Nile River rather than returning to Gaza to walk across the Sinai Peninsula on the Mediterranean Sea to Alexandria, Egypt.
Marveling that he’s standing in front of the same pyramids in Giza, Egypt, as Alexander the Great, though he was here 2,347 years ago.
Hanging with Alexander the Great and Hercules (photo) at the Egyptian Museum in Cairo, Egypt.
Watching weekend warriors in Cairo enjoy a water pipe, strawberry smoothies, backgammon and a soccer game on TV.
Wondering what Alexander the Great would have thought had the banks of the Nile been been this animated when he visited Egypt 2,347 years ago.
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