Listening to his 96-year-old mother describe her latest injury on the golf course to other golden girls in Redding, CA.
Returning to Redding, CA, after discussions on the east coast with two aspiring presidential candidates seeking Idiot-ic advice.
The Idiot had many more social encounters traveling throughout the South Pacific Ocean than he does walking around the Mediterranean Sea. That could be because he didn’t feel obligated in Fiji, New Zealand and Vanuatu to MedTrek between 25-50 kilometers a day.
Thinking of abandoning his speedy, sexy, red, MedTrek Prius after last night’s Super Bowl advertisement featuring a speedy, sexy, red Prius.
Giving his 96-year-old mother flowers before winning (he hopes) a substantial Super Bowl bet against her.
Wondering, after a five-week trip to the South Pacific, why snail mail and paper solicitations still exist.
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