Contemplating — and only contemplating — a swim in the Tasman Sea off Hokitika, New Zealand.
Losing another eye-bulging, tongue-flashing beauty contest to Māori warriors in Franz Josef, New Zealand.
Planning to collect a $500 bounty on his head by turning himself over alive to police in Arrowtown, New Zealand.
Supervising a wedding photo shoot at a sheep farm near Queenstown, New Zealand.
The MedTrekking Idiot has become a tramp in New Zealand — from the Bay of Islands in the north to the Fiordland Natonal Park in the south.
Flying over the glorious glaciers and luscious lakes of New Zealand’s Southern Alps en route to Queenstown.
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