There are few moments as trepidatious for toddlers as their first day at new schools outside the United States.
Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 4.9-year old granddaughter who is about to start school in Paris, had the temerity to criticize her grandfather’s accent when he spoke French to her the other day.
Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 4.89-year-old granddaughter, and Baby Gogo, The Idiot’s 2.25-year-old grandson, insisted that he visit them on the French Riviera for his 74th birthday on July 31. The duo are vacationing in southern France after leaving the United States to resume their education in Paris in September.
The Idiot, between visits to Los Angeles and Paris, was confronted with two weeks when the temperature regularly exceeded 100°F in Redding, CA. Not surprisingly he moved his basecamp to the shores of the Pacific Ocean where mid-July temps were usually below 70°F.
Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 4.8-year-old granddaughter, and Baby Gogo, The Idiot’s 2.17-year-old grandson, began their odyssey from Los Angeles to Paris this morning via Montreal, Vermont, New York and the south of France.
Here are just a few things that The Idiot encounters when he walks downstairs and onto the street from his recently rented pied-à-terre near Luxembourg Gardens in Paris.
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