Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 2.88-year-old granddaughter, told her parents that she plans to get her own apartment in Hollywood when she turns three in September.
Is she really ready to fend for herself and live on her own?
The Idiot, to assess the situation, kept an eye on her during a two-week visit she made to Northern California.
Baby Gaga, who will turn three in September, had no problem finding the most convenient path to the Pacific Ocean in Trinidad, California.
Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 2.88-year-old granddaughter, was able to negotiate the shores of the Pacific Ocean at low tide and take photographs of interesting rock formations.
Baby Gaga took an intriguing photograph of a rock formation during low tide on the Pacific Ocean in Trinidad, CA.
Baby Gaga, who will turn three in September, had no problem picking blackberries to sustain herself. (Photo: Annie Curfman Smith)
Baby Gaga says she wants to be a doctor, a chef, a surfer or a book editor when she leaves home next month to get her own place. She had no trouble baking and eating a strawberry-filled cake for The Idiot’s birthday.
Baby Gaga, who is seriously contemplating what she wants to do for a living, showed promise as a book editor two years ago when she proofread The Idiot and the Odyssey III: Twenty Years Walking the Mediterranean.
Baby Gaga, who wants to be an athlete when she grows up, took surfing lessons in the Pacific Ocean near Trinidad, CA, this month.
Baby Gaga constantly hones her rock-climbing skills.
Baby Gaga doesn’t just climb rocks. She’s also astute enough to know when the Mad River, a bit inland from the Pacific Ocean, needs another one.
Baby Gaga, who will turn three in September and is seriously considering a career in medicine, told her 100.80-year-old great-grandmother (who removed her mask for this photograph) that jello cures most ailments.
Baby Gaga practiced her social skills with two older cousins and their 100.80-year-old great-grandmother, who removed her mask for this photograph.
Baby Gaga, who will turn three in September, already knows that it’s important to clean a car’s rear windshield at every opportunity. (Photo: Luke Stratte-McClure)
Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 2.88-year-old granddaughter, told her mother to stay in the shady spots while walking under umbrellas in triple-digit heat in Redding, CA.
Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 2.88-year-old grand-daughter, discussed her life choices with Baby Gogo, her three-month-old little brother.
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