The Idiot took a weekend trip to Los Angeles to prepare Baby Gaga, his 4.1-year-old granddaughter, and Baby Gogo, his 1.5-year-old grandson, for the rigors of Halloween during the pandemic.
Here’s what The Idiot contributed to the two kids’ education on the second most exciting holiday of the year.

The Idiot taught Baby Gaga, his 4.1-year-old granddaughter, how to stand on a chair in her Batgirl costume.

The Idiot suggested to Baby Gogo, his 1.5-year-old grandson, that he have a healthy breakfast before trick or treating for not-always-healthy Halloween candy.

The Idiot taught Baby Gaga, his 4.1-year-old granddaughter, how to make a shadow with her Batgirl cape.

The Idiot watched Baby Gogo, his 1.5-year-old grandson, get advice about trick or treating from his father.

The Idiot and Baby Gaga, his 4.1-year-old granddaughter, visited the pendulum at Occidental College during a four-mile walk to train for Halloween trick or treating.

Baby Gogo, The Idiot’s 1.5-year-old grandson, refused to wear a Stanford Cardinal baseball cap as part of his Halloween costume.

Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 4.1-year-old granddaughter, and Baby Gogo, his 1.5-year-old grandson, toyed with the idea of trick or treating on tricycles.

The Idiot, Baby Gaga and Baby Gogo scouted out the home of the first neighbor they’ll visit for trick or treat.

The Idiot, Baby Gaga and Baby Gogo met the first neighbor they’ll visit for trick or treat.

The Idiot suggested to Baby Gogo, his 1.5-year-old grandson, that he have a healthy snack before trick or treating for not-always-healthy Halloween candy.

Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 4.1-year-old granddaughter, had a warm oat milk at Muddy Paw Cafe during a four-mile walk to prep for Halloween.

The Idiot with Baby Gaga, his 4.1-year-old granddaughter, and Baby Gogo, his 1.5-year-old grandson, at breakfast on Halloween morning.

Baby Gogo, The Idiot’s 1.5-year-old grandson, kicks off Halloween with a banana.

Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 4.1-year-old granddaughter, practices an innocent look before she puts on her Batgirl costume for Halloween.

Batgirl, aka Baby Gaga The Idiot’s 4.1-year-old granddaughter, was interviewed by a fireman after she made a daring rescue during her prep walk for Halloween.

Batgirl, aka Baby Gaga The Idiot’s 4.1-year-old granddaughter, went to the Hollywood Police Department to return a wallet she found during her prep walk for Halloween.

The Idiot, Baby Gaga and Baby Gogo watched a scary Halloween video before they went trick or treating.