What did The Idiot do during the waning days of a wet, gray winter in Paris?
Think tasty comfort food, innovative museum exhibits and outings with Baby Gaga, his 5.5-year-old granddaughter, and Baby Gogo, his 2.9-year-old grandson.

Forget the winter of ‘23.
The Hotel de Ville (City Hall) in Paris is already heralding the 2024 Olympics.

The hottest museum ticket of the late winter of ‘23 was Paul Smith’s colorful rearrangement at the Picasso Museum fifty years after the artist’s death.

The hottest museum ticket of the late winter of ‘23 was Paul Smith’s colorful rearrangement at the Picasso Museum fifty years after the artist’s death.

The Idiot was forced to eat choucroute (sauerkraut) at Bofinger following his visit to the Picasso Museum.

The Idiot took Baby Gaga, his 5.5-year-old granddaughter, and Baby Gogo, his 2.9-year-old grandson, on a walk to the Natural History Museum in the Jardins des Plantes.

The Idiot accompanied his son Luke and his grandchildren — Baby Gaga, his 5.5-year-old granddaughter, and Baby Gogo, his 2.9-year-old grandson — on a walk to the Natural History Museum in the Jardins des Plantes.

The Idiot caught his son Luke in a movie with Morgan Freeman (“The Ritual Killers”) which debuted worldwide just before the Ides of March.

Colorful displays at the “On The Road To Samarkand” exhibit at the Institute du Monde Arabe rivaled those at the Picasso Museum.

The Idiot was forced to eat a lamb couscous atop The Institute du Monde Arabe following his visit to the “On The Road To Samarkand” exhibit.

Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 5.5-year-old granddaughter, enjoyed a late-weekend-of-winter swing set in Luxembourg Gardens.

The Idiot celebrated a friend’s birthday “tea” with American pals in Paris whom he’s known for over forty years.

Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 5.5-year-old granddaughter, insisted on a croissant during a winter morning walk in Paris.