It didn’t take long for The Idiot to lose his virginity in a variety of titillating ways at the dawn of 2019.
During the first few days of January he performed a number of tantalizing actions for the first time in the new year.
Here are just a few:
The Idiot had his first social experience in 2019 when he joined the line at 4:50 a.m. to get into a 5:15 a.m. spinning class at the YMCA in Redding, CA.
The Idiot had his first meditation session in 2019 at 6:30 a.m. at the Redding (CA) Zen Buddhist Priory.
The Idiot placed his first bet in 2019 when he bought a “Year of the Pig” lottery ticket.
“Vice” was the first movie that The Idiot watched in 2019.
The Idiot didn’t waste any time getting his first haircut in 2019. This is the BEFORE look.
The Idiot didn’t waste any time getting his first haircut in 2019. This is the AFTER look.
The Idiot posed with his first blonde in 2019 at Renew Dermatology and Laser Center in Redding, CA, after getting his first haircut of the year.
The Idiot’s first literary event occurs during the first two weeks of the new year.
And the year has just begun!
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