Role Reversal: Baby Gaga Insists On Showing The Idiot HER Paris?

Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 5.35-year-old granddaughter, has insisted on taking charge of all social planning in Paris because “I live here permanently now and you still have an American accent.”

Here are some of the places she took The Idiot in late January.

Baby Gaga took The Idiot on a tour of Richard Orlinski’s animal sculptures (think gorillas, bears, lions and cats) on Avenue George V.

Baby Gaga showed The Idiot the Passe-Muraille (Walker Through Walls) near her home in Montmartre.

Baby Gaga took The Idiot to her fourth favorite bar between her school and her home in Montmartre.

Baby Gaga explained to The Idiot that the trick to keeping warm during the cold Paris winter is by finding vents emitting hot air.

Baby Gaga spent weekends at The Idiot’s apartment in Montparnasse to explore Luxembourg Gardens and other Left Bank attractions.

Baby Gaga and The Idiot head out for another Paris adventure.

Baby Gaga took The Idiot to lunch (she even tipped) at Le Petit Bouillon Vavin in Montparnasse, which she insisted is the best and most popular restaurant in Paris because there’s always a line outside.

Baby Gage preferred to start lunch with the back-in-fashion oeufs mayonnaise rather than The Idiot’s roasted Camembert with honey.

Baby Gaga took The Idiot on a tour of Richard Orlinski’s animal sculptures (think gorillas, bears, lions and cats) on Avenue George V.

Baby Gaga gave The Idiot her candid opinion about the sculpture decorating the Louis Vuitton building on Avenue George V.

Baby Gaga took The Idiot on a tour of the catacombs at Denfert-Rochereau.

Baby Gaga and a friend took The Idiot to a story-telling session at the Cernuschi Museum.

Baby Gaga took The Idiot into a church in Montmartre.

Baby Gogo, Baby Gaga’s 2.75-year-old brother, futilely tried to tell his sister about the Norwegian magnet he got from his aunt.

Baby Gaga took The Idiot on a tour of Richard Orlinski’s animal sculptures (think gorillas, bears, lions and cats) on Avenue George V.

Baby Gaga insisted that the “coolest” thing she’s seen in Paris is a laundromat. “Look at all these gigantic machines, Papy Jöel.”

An aging 5.35-year-old Baby Gaga is the perfect definition of French “insouciance.”

 

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Posted on January 25, 2023 by Joel in Featured, Follow The Idiot, Food, France, Idiotic Musings, Style, Travel, Weather

About Joel

Joel Stratte-McClure has been a global trekker since the 1970s. He lived in France for over 30 years, working as a journalist, before he turned his attention to a unique life-time-project of walking the shores of the Mediterranean. The first 4,401 kilometers are explored in his inspirational and entertaining first book "The Idiot and the Odyssey: Walking the Mediterranean." The next 4,401 kilometers are covered in the gods-filled sequel, "The Idiot and the Odyssey II: Myth, Madness and Magic on the Mediterranean,” published on Valentine's Day 2013. The last 4,401 kilometers will be discussed in the last book of the trilogy currently entitled "The Idiot and the Odyssey III: Alexander the Great Walks the Mediterranean."

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