What Advice Did Baby Gaga Have For The Idiot Before He Flew To France?

Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 1.64-year-old granddaughter in Los Angeles, offered some free advice about the key to a successful and stressless trip to the Mediterranean Sea.  Here are some suggestions she gave The Idiot before he left on a month-long tour to promote The Idiot and the Odyssey trilogy of travel narratives in France and Greece this month.

Baby Gaga Lesson 1: Always start the day with a drink. (Photo: Samantha Dunnachie)

Baby Gaga Lesson 2: A healthy breakfast is key to a satisfying day.

Baby Gaga Lesson 3: Brush your teeth.

Baby Gaga Lesson 4:  Start the day with a good song. Baby Gaga currently prefers listening to three dozen different renditions of “Daisy Bell.”

Baby Gaga Lesson 5: Never look guilty.

Baby Gaga Lesson 6: Consider your parents point of view — or pretend to.

Baby Gaga Lesson 7: Choose the right t-shirt.

Baby Gaga Lesson 8: Try to smile or look sweet.

Baby Gaga Lesson 9: Never leave home without sunglasses.

Baby Gaga Lesson 10: Always read to your parents before bed.

 

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Posted on May 6, 2019 by Joel in Featured, Follow The Idiot, Food, France, Greece, Idiotic Musings, MedTrekking, Style, Travel, USA

About Joel

Joel Stratte-McClure has been a global trekker since the 1970s. He lived in France for over 30 years, working as a journalist, before he turned his attention to a unique life-time-project of walking the shores of the Mediterranean. The first 4,401 kilometers are explored in his inspirational and entertaining first book "The Idiot and the Odyssey: Walking the Mediterranean." The next 4,401 kilometers are covered in the gods-filled sequel, "The Idiot and the Odyssey II: Myth, Madness and Magic on the Mediterranean,” published on Valentine's Day 2013. The last 4,401 kilometers will be discussed in the last book of the trilogy currently entitled "The Idiot and the Odyssey III: Alexander the Great Walks the Mediterranean."

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