The Idiot, since he received a perceptive third eye during surgery last week, is especially adept at the occult practice of recognizing, reading and interpreting auspicious signs and portentous omens.
Here are just a few of the signs, and their Idiot-ic meanings, encountered during a winter drive through Northern California’s mystical Trinity Alps.

Sign: Whiskeytown Lake.
Meaning: Good weather.

Sign: Jackass Springs.
Meaning: Wrong way.

Sign: Welcome To Weaverville.
Meaning: Welcome To Weaverville.

Sign: Trinity Outdoors.
Meaning: Go fishing.

Sign: Trinity River Lumber Company.
Meaning: Knock on wood.

Sign: Mamma Llama Eatery & Cafe.
Meaning: Lunch.

Sign: Court House.
Meaning: Justice will prevail.

Sign: The Trinity Journal.
Meaning: Back to the future.

Sign: The Diggin’s.
Meaning: Go for gold.

Sign: Joss House.
Meaning: Go to temple.

Sign: Nu Tu Yu
Meaning: Buy a used car.

Sign: Jail.
Meaning: Don’t go around interpreting signs in the Trinity Alps.