The Idiot, since he received a perceptive third eye during surgery last week, is especially adept at the occult practice of recognizing, reading and interpreting auspicious signs and portentous omens.
Here are just a few of the signs, and their Idiot-ic meanings, encountered during a winter drive through Northern California’s mystical Trinity Alps.
Sign: Whiskeytown Lake.
Meaning: Good weather.
Sign: Jackass Springs.
Meaning: Wrong way.
Sign: Welcome To Weaverville.
Meaning: Welcome To Weaverville.
Sign: Trinity Outdoors.
Meaning: Go fishing.
Sign: Trinity River Lumber Company.
Meaning: Knock on wood.
Sign: Mamma Llama Eatery & Cafe.
Meaning: Lunch.
Sign: Court House.
Meaning: Justice will prevail.
Sign: The Trinity Journal.
Meaning: Back to the future.
Sign: The Diggin’s.
Meaning: Go for gold.
Sign: Joss House.
Meaning: Go to temple.
Sign: Nu Tu Yu
Meaning: Buy a used car.
Sign: Jail.
Meaning: Don’t go around interpreting signs in the Trinity Alps.
About Joel
Joel Stratte-McClure has been a global trekker since the 1970s. He lived in France for over 30 years, working as a journalist, before he turned his attention to a unique life-time-project of walking the shores of the Mediterranean. The first 4,401 kilometers are explored in his inspirational and entertaining first book "The Idiot and the Odyssey: Walking the Mediterranean." The next 4,401 kilometers are covered in the gods-filled sequel, "The Idiot and the Odyssey II: Myth, Madness and Magic on the Mediterranean,” published on Valentine's Day 2013. The last 4,401 kilometers will be discussed in the last book of the trilogy currently entitled "The Idiot and the Odyssey III: Alexander the Great Walks the Mediterranean."