What did The Idiot do to entertain family members during a week-long family reunion in Shelburne, Vermont?
Think a baby picture, a charm bracelet, a banana split, a Roaring Twenties newsie costume, Baby Gaga, a speech about his father (who would have been 100 on September 25), a Boston Red Sox bobblehead, memorable family photos and mucho more.

The Idiot tried to convince family members that he looked like a smart kid in his father’s arms in 1948. The reunion in Vermont was held to commemorate the centennial of his father’s birthday on September 25, 1919.

The Idiot tried to prove to a bartender in Burlington, VT, that he was NOT over 21 by showing him a photo on a 1950s charm bracelet. (Photo: Monica McClure)

The Idiot enjoyed a banana split at Ben & Jerry’s in Burlington, Vermont, after the first family meal. (Photo: Monica McClure)

The Idiot dressed as a 1920s newsie and had two dates for a Roaring Twenties party at a September family reunion in Vermont. (Photo: Sonia Stratte-McClure)

The Idiot headed to a Roaring Twenties party with his two children. (Photo: Liz Chapin)

The Idiot accumulated photographs of Baby Gaga, his two-year-old granddaughter, at her first family reunion in Vermont.

The Idiot congratulated his son and brother on their hot look at a family reunion in Vermont. (Photo: Sonia Stratte-McClure)

The Idiot dyed his hair white in a futile effort to look like the oldest sibling during a speech to his family at Shelburne Farms. (Photo: Carol Lieb)

The Idiot caught his son Luke and daughter-in-law Sam in front of the round barn at the Shelburne Museum south of Burlington, Vermont. (Photo: Sonia Stratte-McClure)

The Idiot tried to auction off a bobblehead of Boston Red Sox pitcher Nathan Eovaldi who gave up a home run to Carl Yastrzemski’s grandson Mike at Fenway Park on September 17. (Photo: Monica McClure)

The Idiot posed with his social media-avoiding siblings and Lois McClure, the family matriarch, on Lake Champlain in Charlotte, Vermont. (Photo: Sonia Stratte-McClure)

The Idiot took photographs of the youngest (front left is Baby Gaga), the oldest (front right is Lois McClure) and in-between family members at the McClure reunion in Vermont.

The Idiot visited goats and other animals (including a chicken parade) at Shelburne Farms.

The Idiot followed Baby Gaga, his two-year-old granddaughter, and his son Luke on a walk above Lake Champlain in Charlotte, Vermont.