The Idiot took two-lane blacktop roads and hiking trails through the Mojave, Sonoran and other high and low deserts to get to Palm Springs, California. Here’s what he saw on the way.

Downtown Tehachapi.

The Twenty Mule Team Museum (think 20 Mule Team Borax) in Boron, CA.

The 20 Mule Cafe (think 20 Mule Team Borax) in Boron, CA.

A rock formation near Yucca Valley.

The other side of a rock formation near Yucca Valley.

A wild horse.

A gigantic bighorn sheep (known as Bighorn).

The Bear Creek Trail in La Quinta.

Smiling at the beginning of a desert walk on the Bear Creek Trail in La Quinta. (Photo: Luke Stratte-McClure)

Following his son Luke on a desert walk on the Bear Creek Trail in La Quinta.

Watching a polo game at the El Dorado Polo Club in Indio.

Getting directions to Los Angeles from Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 2.29-year-old granddaughter, in Palm Springs.