The Idiot stepped in as a substitute male parental figure for Baby Gaga, his 3.92-year-old granddaughter, and Baby Gogo, his 1.31-year-old grandson, when their actor father left Hollywood for three weeks in August to shoot a film starring Morgan Freeman in Mississippi.
Naturally The Idiot gave Baby Gaga and Baby Gogo healthy breakfasts, took them on educational walks to Occidental College, taught them how to look coy and/or in command in public, found them the best slides and exercise machines in local parks, and generally hosted a wild party time.
But will he be invited back? Take a look and you be the judge.
The Idiot gave Baby Gaga, his 3.92-year-old granddaughter, a seven-fruit cereal breakfast (his is on the left, hers is on the right) every morning.
The Idiot gave Baby Gogo, his 1.31-year-old grandson, a bottle of yak milk imported from Tibet every morning.
The Idiot ensured that Baby Gaga, his 3.92-year-old granddaughter, took Bigfoot with her on a morning walk to see the pendulum at Occidental College.
The Idiot ensured that Baby Gogo, his 1.31-year-old grandson, had the proper eyewear for his morning stroll(er) down York Boulevard.
Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 3.92-year-old granddaughter, posed with a grapefruit she’d been given by a neighbor in front of a new fountain at Occidental College.
Baby Gogo, The Idiot’s 1.31-year-old grandson, played the bongo with a baby band at a local park.
Baby Gogo, The Idiot’s 3.92-year-old granddaughter, relaxed on a bench on the Occidental College campus.
Baby Gogo, The Idiot’s 1.31-year-old grandson, relaxed when he grabbed a lift with his mother to the local park.
Baby Gaga, The idiot’s 3.92-year-old granddaughter, got some serious exercise at the local park.
Baby Gogo, The Idiot’s 1.31-year-old grandson, got some baby boy exercise at the local park and met his fifth girlfriend.
Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 3.92-year-old granddaughter, practiced looking coy during a walk in Highland Park.
Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 3.92-year-old granddaughter, practiced looking intent during a walk on York Boulevard.
Baby Gogo, The Idiot’s 1.31-year-old grandson, practiced looking in command at the top of a slide.
Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 3.92-year-old granddaughter, got an early fourth birthday balloon because The Idiot won’t be with her when she ages up in France on Sept. 21.
Baby Gogo, The Idiot’s 1.31-year-old grandson, practiced sliding at a local park.
Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 3.92-year-old granddaughter, called it a day and headed home with Bigfoot.
Baby Gogo, The Idiot’s 1.31-year-old grandson, refused to leave a local park at the end of the afternoon.
The daily breakfast for Baby Gaga when The Idiot it is town. Baby Gogo prefers avocado on toast.
The Idiot’s actor son Luke missed all the action in LA when he was shooting a film starring Morgan Freeman in Mississippi.
For details about how Baby Gaga and Baby Gogo’s father coped with The Idiot during his 20-year walk around the Mediterranean Sea, get “The Idiot and the Odyssey” trilogy of travel narratives on amazon.
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