99 Lottery Tickets

Kicking off a week of parties for his mother’s 99th birthday on October 24 by giving her 99 lottery tickets potentially worth a billion dollars.

The Idiot and his younger brother gave their mother $198 worth of lottery tickets for Friday night’s national Mega Millions drawing.
That 99th birthday gift of 99 lottery tickets could, they told her, be worth almost a billion dollars.
After the draw, however, it turned out that 99 tickets reaped exactly $18.
(Photo: Terri Stratte)

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About Joel

Joel Stratte-McClure has been a global trekker since the 1970s. He lived in France for over 30 years, working as a journalist, before he turned his attention to a unique life-time-project of walking the shores of the Mediterranean. The first 4,401 kilometers are explored in his inspirational and entertaining first book "The Idiot and the Odyssey: Walking the Mediterranean." The next 4,401 kilometers are covered in the gods-filled sequel, "The Idiot and the Odyssey II: Myth, Madness and Magic on the Mediterranean,” published on Valentine's Day 2013. The last 4,401 kilometers will be discussed in the last book of the trilogy currently entitled "The Idiot and the Odyssey III: Alexander the Great Walks the Mediterranean."

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