When a fan emailed The Idiot a photograph doctored by Ugly Camera, it occurred to him that he had a lot of bad shots of himself that didn’t even need to be doctored.
This image, albeit doctored by Ugly Camera, prompted The Idiot to go on an immediate diet this week.
(Photo: Susan Chapin)
Here are a small sampling of photographs that The Idiot hoped you’d never see.
The Idiot dislikes his expression when he’s about to kiss someone for the first time. In fact, it disturbs him so much that he wouldn’t even kiss himself.
The Idiot threw a party featuring, among other amusements, a tattoo artist. Don’t let anyone ever tell you that getting a tramp stamp is painless. He’s crying in this photo.
The Idiot never looks his best in battle.
He looks even worse after a fight.
(Photo: Liz Chapin)
The Idiot looks miserable when he’s got an infection that has paralyzed his face.
Isn’t it a bit unfair to take a photo of someone who’s just arrived at the ER?
The Idiot tries to smile while preparing for a lobotomy.
You’d think The Idiot would trash photos that make him look fat but that’s not always the case. Here he is about to swim the Hellespont in Turkey in order to lose ten pounds.
(Photo: Des Baum)
One thing worse than how The Idiot looks before a swim is how he looks after a 100-meter race in the U.S. Masters National Championships.
(Photo: Liz Chapin)
Fashion statement: Sometimes The Idiot looks TOO fashion-conscious, like at Woodstock in 1969.
Fashion faux pas: Caught wearing clashing fashion on the MedTrek on Crete.
Fashion statement: Sometimes The Idiot overdoes the funky look.
Bad hair day at the summit of Mount Olympus in Greece.
Okay, that’s enough. You get the point.
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