Wondering how many intelligent Californians visiting Maryland know “No Standing” means “No Parking” — and $200 in fines and towing fees?
Trying to exchange his California MEDTREK license plate for this BAD MONK plate he saw in Virginia this morning.
Taking his groin protector to the airport in case TSA agents again request another “groin anomaly pat down” before his Memorial weekend flight to Washington, DC.
Always very excited to get his emailed Follow The Idiot newsletter every Wednesday — and he writes the darn thing.
Proposing, during a tasty salmon dinner, that his doctor brother give up medicine to pursue a career as a chef.
Wondering who was driving his MedTrek-licensed Prius when it obviously ran a light in Redding, CA, at 6:27 am.
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