The Idiot, who triggered a national news story in March 2017 when he revealed that the TSA (Transport Security Administration) had quietly introduced increased and more invasive groin scrutiny techniques, still wears a groin protector on flights. It makes masking look like a breath of fresh air.
His tweet and blog from the Redding, California, airport over four years ago led to flurry of news stories in media throughout the world, an appearance on Good Morning America and a detailed Follow The Idiot blog post when he arrived in Cairo, Egypt, entitled “Why Did The Idiot’s March Return To The MedTrek in Egypt Become All About TSA Groin Scrutiny?”
The Idiot on Good Morning America in March 2017.
Since that time The Idiot, who was given a Title Classic Groin Protector one Christmas that he calls a Nut Case, has been wearing over armor when he goes through TSA checkpoints in airports throughout the world.
He initially prepared for the revealing official encounters by sporting his protective travel accessory at home.
The Idiot was immediately ready to wear his Title Classic Groin Protector when he received it on Christmas Day.
(Photo: Luke Stratte-McClure)
The Idiot wore his Christmas-gifted groin protector, which he still uses to go through invasive TSA pat downs, to a 5 am spinning class.
(Photo: Silas Lyons)
The Idiot wore his Christmas-gifted groin protector, which he still uses to go through invasive TSA pat downs, to church.
The Idiot wore his Christmas-gifted groin protector, which he still uses to go through invasive TSA pat downs, to a doctor’s appointment.
The Idiot wore his Christmas-gifted groin protector, which he still uses to go through invasive TSA pat downs, while shopping.
The Idiot wore his Christmas-gifted groin protector, which he still uses to go through invasive TSA pat downs, during a pedicure.
The Idiot wore his Christmas-gifted groin protector, which he still uses to go through invasive TSA pat downs, to a holiday dinner party.
(Photo: Maren Stratte)
The Idiot wore his Christmas-gifted groin protector, which he still uses to go through invasive TSA pat downs, to play with Baby Gaga, his then 14-week-old granddaughter.
(Photo: Sam Dunnachie)
The Idiot wore his Christmas-gifted groin protector, which he still uses to go through invasive TSA pat downs, to hike up a mountain on New Year’s Day.
(Photo: Luke Stratte-McClure)
The Idiot wore his Christmas-gifted groin protector, which he still uses to go through invasive TSA pat downs, to carry Baby Gaga, his then 14-week-old granddaughter, into 2018.
(Photo: Luke Stratte-McClure)
This Christmas The Idiot will begin marketing his patented The Idiot and the Odyssey Groin Protector to other conscientious travelers.
Watch this space!
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