What Is The Idiot Doing On A Kiwi Farm With Animals, Baby Gaga and Baby Gogo?

The Idiot took Baby Gaga, his 3.5-year-0ld granddaughter, and Baby Gogo, his 11-month-old grandson, on a pandemic break to a kiwi farm with a menagerie of wild and domestic animals in central California.

They awakened to a rooster’s crow at the break of dawn, gathered chicken eggs and plucked tangerines, dropped in on horses and investigated bee hives, hung with a squad of progressive ducks, hit Pacific Ocean beaches and celebrated other springtime delights away from their home in Hollywood.

Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 3.5-year-old granddaughter, learned how to select the most succulent citrus on the tree.

Baby Gogo, The Idiot’s 11-month-old grandson, took daily walks in the California countryside to promote The Idiot and the Odyssey II: Myth, Magic and Madness on the Mediterranean.

The Idiot fed Baby Gogo and amused Baby Gaga during a week on a kiwi farm with a menagerie of wild and domestic animals in Nipomo, California.

 

The Idiot taught his grandchildren to sing “When your rooster crows at the break of dawn…” (aka “Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right”) during a week on the farm.

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Ducks and egrets were the first animals that Baby Gaga and Baby Gogo saw each morning.

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This is how The Idiot realized that kiwis were the farm’s main crop.

Baby Gogo, The Idiot’s 11-month-old grandson, helped his father try to beat The Idiot in Scrabble.

Baby Gaga paid a daily visit to the horses and ponies.

Baby Gaga said she was looking for gold at the edge of a pond on a kiwi farm in central California.

A squad of progressive ducks was constantly together on land and water at a kiwi farm in central California.

A squad of progressive ducks was constantly together on land and water at a kiwi farm in central California.

Deer were occasionally seen on the kiwi farm in central California.

Baby Gaga picked flowers and picked up eggs on a kiwi farm in central California.

Baby Gaga, The Idiot’s 3.5-year-old granddaughter, at the beach.

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About Joel

Joel Stratte-McClure has been a global trekker since the 1970s. He lived in France for over 30 years, working as a journalist, before he turned his attention to a unique life-time-project of walking the shores of the Mediterranean. The first 4,401 kilometers are explored in his inspirational and entertaining first book "The Idiot and the Odyssey: Walking the Mediterranean." The next 4,401 kilometers are covered in the gods-filled sequel, "The Idiot and the Odyssey II: Myth, Madness and Magic on the Mediterranean,” published on Valentine's Day 2013. The last 4,401 kilometers will be discussed in the last book of the trilogy currently entitled "The Idiot and the Odyssey III: Alexander the Great Walks the Mediterranean."

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