Why Is The Idiot Offering You A Half-Million Dollar Mediterranean Vacation For Almost Nothing?

Why is The Idiot presenting you with the opportunity to take a $502,020 vacation on the shores of the Mediterranean Sea almost for free?

Why is he giving YOU a chance to visit dozens of countries (think France, Greece, Egypt, Italy, Spain and Morocco among them) and scores of intriguing places (think Gibraltar, Ceuta, Crete, Cyprus and Siwa) without scrimping and saving for decades or spending, as he did, 20 years walking around the Mediterranean on a shoestring budget?

On your vacation you’ll visit Nice, France.

On your vacation you’ll visit Beirut, Lebanon.

On your vacation you’ll visit Orthodox churches in Greece.

On your vacation you’ll eat food on Mediterranean shores in Tunisia.

On your vacation you’ll visit a fort above Kyrenia (Girne) on Cyprus.

On your vacation you’ll visit little-known beaches in Italy.

On your vacation you’ll meet friendly soldiers in Israel.

On your vacation you’ll visit fishing ports in Turkey.

On your vacation you’ll get wet in remote swimming holes in Egypt.

On your vacation you’ll stand atop cliffside perches in Morocco.

 

Why is The Idiot being so benevolent?

Because the holiday season has arrived and he wants to help you journey beyond the isolation, quarantine, fear and loathing provoked by the ongoing pandemic and restore your faith in the beauty, charm and wonder of the Mediterranean for less than $50.
Enjoy the journey without renewing your passport or leaving home.  And marvel that you just saved over half a million dollars.
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About Joel

Joel Stratte-McClure has been a global trekker since the 1970s. He lived in France for over 30 years, working as a journalist, before he turned his attention to a unique life-time-project of walking the shores of the Mediterranean. The first 4,401 kilometers are explored in his inspirational and entertaining first book "The Idiot and the Odyssey: Walking the Mediterranean." The next 4,401 kilometers are covered in the gods-filled sequel, "The Idiot and the Odyssey II: Myth, Madness and Magic on the Mediterranean,” published on Valentine's Day 2013. The last 4,401 kilometers will be discussed in the last book of the trilogy currently entitled "The Idiot and the Odyssey III: Alexander the Great Walks the Mediterranean."

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